Boingboing.net pointed out that North Korea had released a slew of new patriotic slogans, many of which seemed like something my nonsense-generating program JanusNode might have written. I used JanusNode to statistically mix together (by Markov chaining) Jenny Holzer's aphorisms and the new North Korean slogans (with a few other texts occasionally thrown into the mix) to auto-generate some new patriotic slogans. [Nonsense-generation purists: Note that as well as selecting these texts from a much larger pool, a few small human edits were made, including adding many of the exclamation marks.] See also my previous post on automating Jenny Holzer. Enjoy.
Builders! Let us glorify the achievement of winning for love!
Government is a burden on the idiosyncratic institutions!
Giving free rein to your emotions is an irresistible challenge!
Get rid of studying the enemy!
Sometimes you do crazy things for military hardware!
Moral integrity to volunteer is reactionary torture!
Manual labor can be refreshing method of our everyday life on a high level!
The Party's policies rest on the proclivity of the people to wake up wishing things are never messy!
Selflessness is the lifeline of south Korean warmongers!
Fight death-defyingly for our dear children by increased production!
Let us give full play to death, and technology!
Get rid of abuse of authority and revolution and gunners!
Get rid of abuse of authority and self-centeredness!
Symbols are parasites!
Fear is the best planning!
Love is terror-induced immobilization!
Let us raise a strong wind of stereotypes!
Let us hold fast to the props!
If you have freedom of choice, repetition is a weapon!
Electricity is the triumph of socialist patriotism!
Enrich the life of service personnel and people with credit!
Separatism is the same as admitting defeat!
Stupid people deserve special control!
You can't behave if they think they are important!
Random mating is good to give up if you have ugly consequences!
Knowledge should be as easy as falling off a log!
The Party's revolutions are pointless if no one notices your oldest fears!