On Automatically Generating Character Names

One amusing thing that my automated freeware text-generation program JanusNode can do is generate character names, ranging from the mundane to the extraordinarily bizarre. I didn't take advantage of this in my novel The Bride Stripped Bare By Her Bachelors, Even but since then I have used JanusNode-generated names in other (as yet unsubmitted) fiction. Here are a few random examples (that you may feel free to use as you wish....):

• A woman named Gilda "Stunning Chemical" Lumpthoud.
• A Buddhist named Kristie Humpella Unschooled, Sr.
• A man named Sung Mouserood.
• A woman named Saundra Inane Sigmund Freud-Hank.
• A man named Arthur Pittman-Pup Warm "The Idiotic Dog" Larker.
• A checkout clerk named Amparo Puntalina Pope.
• A woman named Norma Burpcoyde.
• A personal woman named Poetic Goof.
• A man named Archie MacPeculiar "Rank Acidic-Sole" Murki.
• A man named Brant Von Moody.
• A woman named Mari "Grubby Dauber" Cockroachcell.
• A woman named Kasey Shoe "The Sugar-Free Honey" Von Chowderhead.
• A ruler named Jodie Goyie Shamauskas.
• A personnel officer named Luther Zebrajeh.
• A man named Carmen Freak.
• A man named Lewis Sikhella Mariana Roofellesity.
• A concessionaire named Ivory Ingram-Ashley.
• A woman named Reverend Lucille Turnson Noif, MA.
• A woman named Fern Insipid Watkins.
• A installer named Daub-daub Bellie Otternest.
• A despot named Tenssho Tigerchi
• A man named Woodrow Spotorda.
• A cryptographer named Lend Assiassibosk.
• A woman named Reverend Sparrow Taylor "The Cat-Damned" Pitiful, BSc.
• A man named Reverend Donald Harter.
• A man named Miles Rat Bush.
• A woman named Retesi Oifoifholy.
• A man named Lustful Greer.
• A woman named Fey-fey Wayward Elki.
• A woman named Elva Apollo McHolmes.
• A domestic named Soto "Fanciful-Eyebrow" Workman.
• A man named Faoge Guminheot O'Zipperhead.
• A jolly woman named Esperanza Fencdo.
• A woman named Greasy Gashson Miller-Blair.
• An anxious man named Sensual Tiltalina Turding Otter.

[Image is a JanusNodeLOL, as invented by Calum Rodger. I maintain a full collection here.]